Edgefactor

Hello Owl

Due to the infinate unfairness of the world, I am seperated from my girlfriend by a distance of three states.

Despite this distance, using the miraculous nature of iChat and the internet, I was able to hold a conversation with her stuffed owl.

It went something like this:

Me: So, how’re, you know, things?

Owl: …

Me: Yeah, me too … totally.

Owl: …

Me: Um, you havn’t seen any, you know, boys that Alyssa’s brought over there, have you?

Owl: …

Me: No, you’re right, sorry, I shouldn’t have asked.

Owl: …

Me: Well, I guess I’d better, you know, go…

Owl: …

Me: I’ve got to study and things, but if you, you know, see Alyssa, let her know I called. And, um, good luck with your hunting and regurgitating and whatnot.

Owl: …

Me: Well, um, later I guess.

Owl: …